Here Are The Best Cusses MADE BY TAYLAN 6W
1:Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her
2:You could be very useful iin the army; your face kills faster than any gun or bomb
3:You're so fat that when you jumped into the Atlantic Ocean, it turned into the Atlantic Desert!
4:You're so ugly when your mum picked you up from school and dropped you at home she got arrested for littering.
5:You are so poor that you run after a garbage truck with a shopping list
6:Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business
7:You're so fat when you walk past a window, we lose sun for four days.
8:You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C
9:You're so ugly even Bob the Builder couldn't fix you.
10:Yo mama is so stupid that she starved to death in the grocery store
11:Your mom so poor she can't even afford to pay attention
12:Yo mama is so sweaty that she caused a tsunami
13:You're so stupid you stole a free sample
14:When you were born your mother told your father what a beautiful treasure and he replied yes let's go bury it
15:Yo momma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
16:Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map
17:Yo mamma so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 87 years to live
18:Yo momma so fat God could not even lift her spirt
19:Yo momma so fat when she plays hop scotch she goes Chicago, New York, L.A.
20:Yo momma is so fat when she fell in love, she broke it.
21:Yo Mamma so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
22:Yo mama so fat that when she died, she ended world hunger
23:Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale Buzz Lightyear came out and said infinity and beyond!
24:Yo momma so fat she's on both sides the family
25:Yo mama so fat that when she died she broke the stairway to heaven
26:Yo mamma so fat I can stand on her belly and give God high five
27:Yo mama so fat, when she entered a fat contest, she came in first, second, and third.